i am pissed to report that the cleaning of the female washroom is now concurrently in progress on all floors. great; constipation, just what i needed.

came across this unbelievably hilarious paragraph from foucault yesterday:

'...all hot drinks the seventeenth centruy used and abused risk becoming harmful: relaxation, general humidity, softness of the entire organism- this is what threatens those who consume too many such infusions. And since these are the distinctive traits of the female body, as opposed to virile dryness and solidity, the abuse of hot drinks risks leading to a general feminization of the human race: "Most men are censured, not without reason, for having degenerated in contracting the softness, the habits, and the inclinations of women; there is lacking only a resemblance in bodily constitution. Excessive use of moisture immediately accelearates the metamorphosis and makes the two sexes almost as alike in the physical as in the moral realm... Woe to the human race... There will be no more plowmen, artisans, soldiers, for they will soon be robbed of the strength and vigor necessary to their profession."'

that's right, guys- drink up your hot cuppas, for soon, your balls will rot away and you'll become just like us 'soft' women, with no strength in our soft, relaxed bodies to do anything. who needs people to give birth to the future of our generation when you can have people tilling the fields and fighting wars, after all! better get your priorities right, make a few sacrifices and stop slurping those coffees!