valentines' day is coming, and everywhere, there's the odour of lovey-dovey couple things permeating the air. like you can't walk past a bakery without seeing some 'special valentines' day creation' or a jewellery store offering 'something meaningful for your loved one' or a restaurant promising 'an unforgettable evening'. it's sick how everybody's attached and will be spending the day engulfed in their Someone Special's arms' and/or drowning in a salivafest to mark the occassion, while the singletons like me (and here i'm tempted to say 'me and you' but that would be assuming 'you' aren't part of the offending group) have to skulk around unnoticed, unloved, and unValentined. it makes you just want to spit at the couples who trot around all smitten with each other, especially when they're hanging onto each other like they're both invertebraes unable to function as effective, independent units of society. what's next huh, will you help your Loved One breathe, too?

don't mind me; i'm just sour =p

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heh.