i can't believe it- the holidays are almost over!

i think this is the first time in the history of my life that i actually used the holidays to do something other than waste time or further my quest to be the most sedentary person alive. in fact i think that the operative preposition there should be "and" because everybody knows that dillydallying and being a lazy couch potato are not mutually exclusive. they quite complement each other, really. which, i guess, is why being highly efficient in both of them can have serious and detrimental repurcussions, as i have so discovered approximately 30000 years ago.

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