I'm In Pain!!!

one minute ago, i was happily sitting on my swivel chair. 59 seconds ago, i stretched to get something from the table on my right, and THE CHAIR ROLLED OVER MY TOE!

i swear, i have never been so aware of the existence of the fourth toe on my left foot in my whole life.

anyway, i'm sure that those of you who have been in similar predicaments will sympathise fully with me. similarly, i'm also aware that there are others who have never had the opportunity to experience this sensation before, and are therefore unable to comprehend the gravity of the situation.

but fret not: those of you who have never had your toes rolled over by a swivel chair, try this little experiment in the convenience of your home!

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Apparatus and Materials:
1 swivel chair

Detailed Procedure:
Step 1.
Obtain swivel chair. Check that it is functioning properly, ie the wheels swivel smoothly around their points of pivot.

Step 2.
Sit on the chair and ensure that your body weight rests squarely on the seat of the chair. The soles of your feet should touch the ground and your toes should be pointing forwards.

Step 3.
Place your left foot slightly to the left and position it such that the toes are 45 degrees west of your right foot. Incline the heel if necessary.

Step 4.
With a rapid and forceful motion, use your right foot to propel the chair backwards, such that one or more of the wheels travel directly over the toes of your left foot.

Step 5.
Observe reaction and tabulate in a coherent and cohesive manner.

Step 6.
Repeat steps 1-5 to obtain an average and confirm that there are no anomalous results.

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which reminds me, i'm having bio SPA skill A on thursday, and, horror of horrors-- my class is taking the paper on the first day!! which means there is no possibility of you-know-what! and needless to say, this is quite serious as you-know-what is especially vital during bio Skill As where there's barely enough time to write down what's already been processed and packaged in one's brains. you-know-what could save your life!

i have a feeling that i'll somehow be stricken with severe gastric flu on thursday. in fact, i can feel it forming already!