today is april fools' day, and so far, it's been quite a blast.

to start off, the 3j girls began by poisoning the guys. well not exactly poisoning. but what we did was bake chocolate chip cookies for them, except that the cookies were made with cookie dough and wasabe powder + chilli padi seeds + pepper + salt + vinegar. and like the stupid apes that they are, a lot of the guys just stuffed the whole cookies into their mouths, only to realise later that the spicy and peppery aftertaste was not, in fact, characteristic of chocolate chip cookies. it's only too bad that they're guys and therefore are more immune to disgusting food, because some of them, like bobo, actually looked like they were enjoying it.

then when we told them that we had put laxatives inside the cookies too- and what ensued was a real Kodak moment. man, you should have seen their faces!! if looks could kill, the girls would be dead by now. in fact, darryl almost immediately developed severe diarhorrea and had to rush off to the toilet. that's hilarious because firstly, laxatives take half a day to work, and secondly, we didn't -actually- put any laxatives in. so darryl was purely imagining things, and proving, as miss hor later said, that the psychological placebo effect really always works in guys.

i have some other amusing exploits that i want to type here, but that'll have to wait till later because my brain is slowly, but surely shutting down on me, even as i'm typing this. soon my head will be on the keyboard and then i'll get a neckache when i wake up in the morning, which is undesirable. so goodnight!