all i need is the air i breathe




the word on Monday, May 16, 2005 is:


we have a class couple.

isn't it amazing? it's like it happened right under our noses, and nobody even suspected it. i have this much to say of the two of them: CUNNING. just now, me and erica were gushing over it, and we concluded that this, ahem, arrangement is going to take a while to get used to, particularly because it's -her- and -him-, two of the foremost characters in the girl/guy alliance respectively. we were recounting how the two of them managed to sneak around for goodness-knows-how-many months already, and, like erica said, it's just like 'a kick in the face'. agreed!! don't get me wrong though, i'm really glad for the both of them, because they're both great people and they'll make a great pair... it's just that, it's like -him-, and it's like -her-, and it's like WOW.

(in case you're wondering, i got that line off somewhere; even my bimboticism has limits)

anyway, the case in point is this: EVERYBODY IS GETTING ATTACHED! it's like now it's boomtime in bgr town, and suddenly everyone who used to be 'best gal pals' with us is running off with some guy... and sometimes the guy is even someone we know too! at this rate, we prophesised that the only people single by prom in our class will be me, erica, and fishie. which is not a comforting thought. in fact i'll bet that even the guys from the irritating dota cult will do a kevin federline and get hitched to alien girls whom they are completely undeserving of. and then, at the 10 year class reunion, all of them will be happily married with 5 kids or something, and i'll still be running around thinking that ugly delifrance staff are cute. ARGH. what is wrong with me, what?????

where do you find cute russian oil tycoons' sons????