as part of my plan to get into university and take over the world, i have decided to become a nerd. and, after months of carefully observing the specimens around me and determining which ones best encapsulate my proposed image, i have decided that this is how i will accomplish it:

(PRC scholars and faggots beware!)

HAIR:
1. will be cut till just below the ears
2. fringe will be kept short and 1cm above the eyebrows
3. clips and other accessories will be removed permanently

UNIFORM:
1. shirt will be creased (optional: and with a slightly yellowish tinge)
2. sleeves will be unfolded
3. skirt will begin above the waist and stop below the knees
4. shirt will be tucked tightly into skirt, with no outfoldings

SHOES:
1. will be white canvas

SOCKS:
1. will reach till mid-calf and be mismatched

SPECTACLES:
1. gold rimmed with those blackish rubber grips for the ear
2. frame will be perfectly circular and about 6cm in diameter

BAG:
1. trolley bag so that i can be near mugging materials anytime, anywhere

CONVERSATION:
1. shall be limited to fellow elite members of the nerd club
2. will revolve primarily around pythagoras/darwin and disproving their formulae

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as you can see, i'm all set to rape prelims!