just to emphasise that blogging about teachers isn't always malicious, here are a few profound quotes from our favourite physics tutor that surely constitute public entertainment:

on our prelim results:
"some of you will be happy, some of you will be disappointed. some of you will change from happy to sad, and, vice versa".


when checking our tutorials (which obviously isn't much of a job):
"it seems to me that only some of you have done your work. or, only a few of you have."


when motivating us to study for our Science Practical Assesment:
"if you have got a 7 or an 8 on this test, it means that it is a 7 or an 8. if you have got a 5 or a 6, it means that you haven't got a 7 or an 8."


when explaining simple harmonic motion based on the oscillation of a string:
"i don't really know why the string moves".


delivering a key point during his tutorial on analogue electronics:
"so listen up. there are several levels of light intensity in a lamp. there is dim, dimmer, and very dim."


addressing the half of us who haven't fallen asleep during the first period of the day:
"you guys are honestly the most boring class i have. i don't know why but our lessons are always slow and boring".


there's more but i need some time to remember!