now that the As loom dangerously near in the horizon, i find that my life consists of only a few things: studying, sleeping, eating, phonecalls, pilates and TV. and the ironic thing is that i guess this is probably the most carefree and simple it'll be for a very long time. perhaps till i'm like old and retired and senile and rotting at home. as you can see, i am a blatant ageist and deserve to be slapped with 3 months of jail, hurrhurr.

anyway my favourite reality show these days is The Apprentice, because donald trump is so bootyliciously hunky and i have the hots for him! no, seriously. apart from donald though, the next hottest person in the show has got to be Alex Thomason, whom trump fired in the last episode :( this, in my experienced and pragmatic opinion, was a huge mistake because all the rest of the contestants are ugly and we all know donald will never get any of them to run his business. you see, alex has the generic Apprentice look which all the previous winners have:


there we go, clean-cut, geeky, and definitely looking worse in a suit than he does in the buff.

instead, trump decided that mega-bitch tana, who by the way owns a fashion company but dresses like a chinese tuition teacher, speaks like a real dumb blonde, and is old and ugly, would be a better candidate. well, i hate to break this to you donald, but nobody watches your show to catch glimpses of tana emerging to answer early morning phonecalls in a towel. (now you know what i mean about alex having the apprentice look?) however, it could have been worse though, because either tana or craig (the guy with the afro and, hmm, that's about it really) could have won. the good news is that he wisened up and picked kendra, who's clearly the smartest and most deserving of the 3 of them. the bad news is that kendra has this habit of jutting her neck out and blinking compulsively whenever she's talking to the camera, which can get kinda irritating after 17 episodes. which brings us to the next observation:


Can You Spot The Odd One Out?


season 1 and 2 winners: bill rancic on the left, kelly perdew on the right.
and guess which one's kendra!

see what i was saying about alex being the perfect apprentice??? i've watched so much reality TV, people should trust me on these things.

last peeve of the day!

happened to catch just a quick peek at America's Next Top Model cycle 4 finale, and as usual, tyra banks picked the uglier one.

here's naima:

looking like one of peter pan's Lost Boys

and this is me! ... i mean, here's kahlen:

so chio omg!

no prizes for guessing who won. the only redeeming thing about naima is that, even though her ears stick out at 90 degree angles from her face and she looks like a deer caught in the headlights in every single one of her photoshoots, she's actually a dancer who had originally planned to move to new york to become a professional ballerina. which i guess means she has real talent, although, it's possible that i'm just jealous that i'm not tall and covergirl-ish with an uber skinny body but anatomically impossible big boobs.

hurrhurr!