I COMPLETELY TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT KENDRA BEING THE APPRENTICE!!

since it's only chem MCQ tomorrow, i snuck in some much needed TV Time and watched the last 3 season3 apprentice episodes. KENDRA POWER!!! i know i said that kendra doesnt have the generic apprentice look and implied that a guy would make a better employee for trump, but i now stand corrected. kendra's only 26 and has started her own real estate company and once sold 22 condos in less than a week. plus she's inspiring, motivated, and apart from her irritating way of jerking her head to the side when she talks, is the nicest, smartest, and cutest person on the show ever.

in fact i'm so inspired by kendra and trump that i've decided to go into real estate. the way i see it, that's where all the money is. imagine if you make a 1% commission on every property you sell, and you sell like 22 condos in a week. so this adds up to $10 000 x 22 which is like $220 000 a week, almost as much as an EPL player! and you don't even need a degree or anything, just a CEHA license which you can apparently study for in less than 2 months! what's 2 months next to the bloody A levels, huh?

PLUS if you go into property development from there, you could possibly make even more obscene profits from buying shitholes and renovating them till they look posh and pricey. that's how trump amassed part of his $2.5 billion- from buying cheap strips of land in prime districts and redeveloping them. and since trump is THE most charismatic person and kendra the smartest youngest successful woman i've ever seen, i'm now going to spend the next few years cultivating a trump-kendra personality so that i'll be a billionaire before i'm 40. and then people will start asking me to tell them the secrets to my success and maybe i might even get to have my own reality TV show.

HAH!