the new year is upon us!

today i greeted 2006 with a cough, sore throat and shitty eye infection. a brilliant start to a brilliant new year. so i spent like half an hour cleaning this yellow pus-like shit from my eyes and then my dad came into the room, was grossed out, and tried to get me out of bed to see a doctor at SNEC but of course i unequivocally refused to move. so that was that. now my parents are going on about conjunctivitis and iritis and poor hygiene with respect to contact lenses. ah well, luckily they're too busy about their party this evening to worry about a few silly red eyes so i'm off the hook for now... only too bad i have to spend the next few days in my slutty secretary specs which were bought in the hopes of transforming me into a studious person for the As and NOT for like the cool sophisticated mature 'trust me with a job' look which i'm trying to cultivate now. which reminds me...

I NEED A JOB! as of now my status is Useless Lazy Bum and the highlight of my day is shopping or watching debbie travis on TV. i'm useless! i'm hopeless! i have no future! i am destined to spend the rest of my life on the couch getting fat and flabby :( and then i predict next week i'll check my UCAS form and see "REJECTED" under all my uni applications and this will just reinforce the fact that i am a stupid fat freak which of course we all knew before but only now i will have official confirmation of this and will be excused for sinking into permanent depression and hibernating in my room till i die a grouchy old lady.

oh and my driving theory test is on friday and i haven't even like got the book to prepare for it! apparently though you can study for the test in a few hours so that's just what i'm going to do *crosses fingers* and mandy is going to lend me her book where all the important stuff is highlighted so hopefully i will be getting my PDL soon and then i'll be out to terrorize poor old ladies on the streets =D HAHA