a few days ago i accidentally cut lanes twice while turning at lights, and now my mom is beginning to see what my instructor means about me being 'blur'. also, i have neglected to tell her that i haven't actually tried parking in public places where there are real live cars around and no poles for markers, and that i dare not because i can't get a proper view out of the rear of the damn car. i foresee this will not go down well with either of the parents, and hence also foresee that i won't be taking the car for spins by myself anytime before i hit 30.

next, school has gotten into full swing, and now the shit just hits the fan everyday. apart from the gazillion of bloody muscles involved in moving our fingers, what mostly stresses me are the mugger people around me. everday i see all these kiasu fuckers mugging like their goal in life is to memorise gray's anatomy, and i feel motivated to mug. then i go home and see my TV and bed and i have to remind myself that what i really want to do is rape kiasu mugger asses. when i have success i will post eagerly.

lastly, i never knew there was a whole community of girls coping with boyfriends who are addicted to WoW. and also, it surprises me that everyone agrees that while the boys are sweet and sensitive IRL, nothing would make us happier than if they kicked the habit, or took concrete steps to do so. these are steps such as reprioritising their goals in life and realising that WoW should cease to figure prominently at the top, and instead be placed behind other things such as real activities of any sort, including exercising, shopping and social interaction with real human beings, such as us. but of course since we love them very much and understand the evil temptation that WoW is, we are mostly willing to allow them to come to the decision to break free from it by themselves, provided that they come to it eventually. likewise it would follow that our love decreases according to the function of the time they take to reprioritise their life, and diminishes exponentially from infinite towards zero once a threshold of tolerance has been crossed.

one day they will thank us for this :P