the weekend was about TV. as usual, i watched till my brains rotted out and my butt fats dilated to twice their original size. on friday, i watched TV from the time i got home and bathed till the time i went to sleep. on saturday, i caught, amongst other things, possibly the worst movie ever made - serving sara - which just about ruined it for me as far as matthew perry's funnylikeableguy thing from friends is concerned. then on sunday, when i started the day off with seventh heaven which i always never get to watch because of pilates, i knew it was going to be another good TV day.

part of the reason why i get to watch so much even though i am living in the stone ages and HAVE NO CABLE is because my sister is a pro at the VCR. that's right, we're still using one of those ancient things which actually record programmes on TAPES, which aren't even digital! despite this, they are useful when we can't be around or awake to watch our favourite shows, or when we want to watch shows on different channels at the same time, although this is mostly for her korean dramas. so even when channel 5 is showing shitty things, we always have old recordings to watch! it's amazing how old technology remains relevant.

otherwise, things have been rather blah on the whole, especially since i'm caught in the middle of a rather extended disagreement my parents are having. this is always a shitty position to be in, because whichever side you take, you are always wrong. so mostly i skulk around and try to lay low, and occasionally express support to the side that is momentarily holding the moral highground. and of course, this means that Irritance Factors at home are at an all time high, and the tension has obscured both parents from seeing that the pantry needs Restocking. i am practically living the life of a refugee in a wartorn country, and 'tis no fun i tell you.

speaking of food, i have discovered that muffins, and in particular banana muffins, are my new favourite food. this means that i have progressed from an obsession over banana cake to banana muffins, although i have no idea why i am somehow so into bananas these days. i suspect it might have something to do with having sinking stools, which btw are an indication of insufficient dietary fibre. anyway, i think i could eat muffins for breakfast, lunch and dinner, plus tea and supper in between. but i can't tell for sure because i've only tried breakfast, tea and lunch so far.








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oh, and as for my corn: IT'S FALLEN OFF! actually i had to peel it off layer by layer after prolonged soaking in a bowl of hot water, and the result is now a marvellous gaping hole in my foot- which of course i never considered when i tried to burn the corn off in the first place. the hole is full of bright pink baby skin plus a bit of corn residue in the middle, so it is altogether very raw and very pink and very fragile and not very aesthetically pleasant. sometimes, i think i am such an idiot.

and i can't wait to watch The Prestige with mark tomorrow! although, unfortunately i foresee it's going to be my only Fun Thing this week. but whatever, fun things first, others later. -boinggg-