so the academy awards were yesterday, and despite having a CA tomorrow i actually found time to watch almost all of it, INCLUDING the red carpet. i am such a fangirl =x

to get down to business then: who the hell is daniel day lewis and what does a fug old man have over my johnny? NOTHING!!! i can't believe johnny depp has lost Best Actor three times! johnny depp is THE best actor in the world! and, like, the universe!!!

seriously though, i guess maybe Sweeney Todd wasn't one of his proudest moments. how can one be taken as a mature actor when one is constantly breaking into ridiculous song? i think johnny just needs to steer away from tim burton and all these tortured and psychotic roles, and especially look into getting himself cast in films where he can actually have normal hair. i mean, edward scissorhands, jack sparrow and the demon barber of fleet street??? as viggo mortensen proves, hair can totally be the defining factor between drop dead aragorn gorgeousness and senior citizenship. and i suppose facial hair counts too, but you know, go for the big picture.